ich bin ein beijinger

Not only am I good at the lingo like Kev, I also have acquired Beijinger aspirations. 
I want what all Beijingers want - a black Audi A6 with blacked out windows:



If I can't afford the Audi I'll settle for a Police bike: 


Or an electric bike: 


Or if I can't afford that I'll settle for a rusty but trusty old Flying Pigeon like everyone else.