Not only am I good at the lingo like Kev, I also have acquired Beijinger aspirations.
I want what all Beijingers want - a black Audi A6 with blacked out windows:
If I can't afford the Audi I'll settle for a Police bike:
Or an electric bike:
Or if I can't afford that I'll settle for a rusty but trusty old Flying Pigeon like everyone else.