Wednesday, August 04, 2004

i pledge allegiance to the flag .....

John Howard announced today the re-convening of the House of Un-American Activities with the power to subpoena Opposition Leaders prior to being certified fit for office in Australia.

Tony "Head Altar Boy" Abbott has agreed to change his name by deed poll to Tony "Joseph McCarthy " Abbott.

Alexander Downer has agreed throw his support behind Howard by impersonating J Edgar Hoover in fish net stockings and a fetching, if somewhat 50s style, off the shoulder pink chiffon evening dress donated by Cheryl Kernot.

Fearing being grilled by the House of Un-American Activities as Peter Seeger was Peter Garrett has retrospectively changed the name of his former band to Texaco Oils (and just in case, they have registered in UK as Midnight Royals)